Mark M Bonner on 11/2/09 at 7:36 PM

I wouldn't have believed it if you hadn't written it. Gots to see it. Good review.

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piratefan60 on 11/2/09 at 7:37 PM

Haven't seen it.

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THE ILLEST on 11/2/09 at 7:50 PM

hey guyys thanks for all the positive feedback :) but this review was kind of a joke- this is a softcore porn movie and i don't recommend that anybody see it. its important you all know that

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De Alpha Trigga on 11/2/09 at 7:59 PM

and did u actually watch this!? i mean u seem pretty informed about it or someone tell u about it.

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ledawg1138 on 11/2/09 at 8:51 PM

Yeah I saw this...it was...well you saw it.

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Your Dead Review on 11/2/09 at 8:55 PM

lmao. nicely done.

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daosy on 11/3/09 at 4:22 AM

haha very funny :) loved the line 'louder still are the sensual pants and moans of Christine Nguyen and Nichole Sheridan' lol! xx

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itraveltoearth A. on 11/3/09 at 8:14 AM

softcore porno? lol, you got me

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David Dangelico on 11/3/09 at 11:20 AM

Your sarcasm is A+

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RT-Steveo on 11/3/09 at 1:07 PM

Too freaking funny! You're a hoot!

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manofthemovie16 on 11/3/09 at 2:17 PM

This is trippy, seeing a good review such as this for a cheesy movie like TARZEENA. It's good to see a good review for a film that would be immediately called a knock-off, so good.

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Escapefromalcatraz on 11/3/09 at 3:10 PM

Illest - you are constantly testing the boundaries of good taste on this forum! For that I salute you! :)

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Robert Allen on 11/3/09 at 5:27 PM

I never heard of this movie but this is funny to me because a few years back I visited Carnegie Mellon University (the #1 robotics university in the U.S. and was also rated to have the ugliest student body in the U.S.) for a 'sex week' they were having which was full of activities to enlighten their students on the sex they probably were not having.
Well the main event was the viewing of the highest budgeted porno ever made, I forget the name of it but it was a knock off of Disney's 'Pirates of the Caribbean'. The audience was full of people cheering and clapping during the money shots and after it was over everyone was talking about how great of a movie it was from the acting down to the directing and editing. I cracking up as I was surrounded by people giving serious reviews like yours on this pirate porno which has since been made into a soft core porn that you can find on the shelves at most Blockbusters.
Maybe you should go check it out since you are into these things.

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FJ on 11/5/09 at 10:12 AM

hahaha.

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jspg71 on 11/5/09 at 4:47 PM

Best review ever . . .

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Jay C. on 12/6/09 at 5:39 PM

how is it one goes about finding the time to watch a film with the name tarzeena...i mean is this porn? lol i LOVE the way you wrote this review!

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The Stunner on 12/6/09 at 5:45 PM

i haven't seen this, but i almost saw one called "sluts & coconuts". swear.

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Fail Flicks on 12/6/09 at 10:29 PM

I thought this was another dumb spoof movie. A soft-core porn movie..I might give it a try....nobody heard that, right?

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