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This maybe one of the greatest conspiracy theories ever....
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Holy ****
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Seems more plausible that he used a time traveling phonebooth to arrive here. Besides you'd think by now he would have learned how to act.
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Whoa!
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Whoa.
EDIT: godammit, Morphy.
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Last edited by Satoris; 10-28-2009 at 06:09 PM. |
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I've got to find the grocery store where this man shops.
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There needs to be a serious movie about this. Maybe Michael Moore can direct.
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I bet Eudaimonia and Reaper believe it's true.
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I am going to go grocery shopping tomorrow to see if I can confirm these claims.
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They should make a movie about this and Keanu Reeves needs to be in it.
If you think about it his life story is sketchy.....born in Beirut, Lebanon and grew up in Canada and has a Hawaiian name....come on now.
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All those years and Keanu still can't act.
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Amazing idea. "The Legend of Keanu," directed by Spike Jones.
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TMZ needs to get on this
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I knew it.
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Epic!
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I just think since he's likely immortal that he has grown cold in the heart and sees people's lives as pointless, therefore he has completely stopped caring about everything.
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Whoa.
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Exactly! This theory explains so much about his personality. Maybe all that stuff he did in the matrix was really him! No camera tricks or special effects.
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Mmm. I dunno. This doesn't really look so much like him.
![]() http://community.livejournal.com/ohn...89.html?page=5 Last edited by VIVID; 10-29-2009 at 11:14 AM. |
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Quote:
Fear not the Keanu |
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Quote:
EDIT: That video had some nostalgia to it. Last edited by VIVID; 10-29-2009 at 11:20 AM. |
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