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Old 10-28-2009, 05:53 PM
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This maybe one of the greatest conspiracy theories ever....

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Seems more plausible that he used a time traveling phonebooth to arrive here. Besides you'd think by now he would have learned how to act.
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Seems more plausible that he used a time traveling phonebooth to arrive here. Besides you'd think by now he would have learned how to act.
Maybe he's the greatest ever and we don't know it?
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Seems more plausible that he used a time traveling phonebooth to arrive here. Besides you'd think by now he would have learned how to act.
Yeah, shouldn't he be able to act by now?
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Old 10-28-2009, 06:27 PM
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Maybe he's the greatest ever and we don't know it?
For the life of me I can't find one pic of him as a kid on the net. That is strange.
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For the life of me I can't find one pic of him as a kid on the net. That is strange.
It makes it even truer
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There needs to be a serious movie about this. Maybe Michael Moore can direct.
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I bet Eudaimonia and Reaper believe it's true.
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I bet Eudaimonia and Reaper believe it's true.
He's been eating gluten free since 2,500 BC.
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Old 10-29-2009, 07:34 AM
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They should make a movie about this and Keanu Reeves needs to be in it.

If you think about it his life story is sketchy.....born in Beirut, Lebanon and grew up in Canada and has a Hawaiian name....come on now.
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All those years and Keanu still can't act.
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They should make a movie about this and Keanu Reeves needs to be in it.

If you think about it his life story is sketchy.....born in Beirut, Lebanon and grew up in Canada and has a Hawaiian name....come on now.
Amazing idea. "The Legend of Keanu," directed by Spike Jones.
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Old 10-29-2009, 08:16 AM
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Yeah, shouldn't he be able to act by now?
I just think since he's likely immortal that he has grown cold in the heart and sees people's lives as pointless, therefore he has completely stopped caring about everything.
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I just think since he's likely immortal that he has grown cold in the heart and sees people's lives as pointless, therefore he has completely stopped caring about everything.
Exactly! This theory explains so much about his personality. Maybe all that stuff he did in the matrix was really him! No camera tricks or special effects.
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Mmm. I dunno. This doesn't really look so much like him.



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Old 10-29-2009, 11:15 AM
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For the life of me I can't find one pic of him as a kid on the net. That is strange.
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Yeah I just found that pic above that post. I think I'm enjoying the other celeb pics more than this. lol Freddy Mercury. WOW.

EDIT: That video had some nostalgia to it.

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